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Joe's
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The New
PREAMBLE To The Constitution
"We the
sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to
help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more
riots,
keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings
of
debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby
try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for
the
terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal
bed-wetter's. We
hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are
confused by
the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen
TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
acquire
them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This
country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not
just
you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different
opinion,
etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If
you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not
expect the
tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help
anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation
after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than
the
creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes . (This one
is
my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone
else to
take care of you!)
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That
would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
interested
in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of
others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other
citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you
away in
a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a
life
of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job.. All of us
sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times,
but
we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and
vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the
way, is
a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws
created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care
where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to
wherever you
came from! (Lastly....)
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's
history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true
God. And
yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or
no
faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is
part
of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!!!!
GET OVER IT !!!
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| It really pains
me to see our society in such degrading demeanor and state.
When wrong is right and right is wrong. How long do we think
that this can go on without more violence and bloodshed ?
There is a reaction for every action that we take, and we
now are reaping what we have sowed!!! We have removed God
from all areas of our lives and say, now I'll do what I
want, when I want, and to who I want and won't have to pay
the cost.
Wake up folks,
trace back to the time when there was prayer in school, when
God was fore-mentioned in most everything that took place.
This didn't happen overnight, no a little waiting, a
little folding of the hands, do nothing and we hoped it
would be alright, maybe go away. Not Gonna Happen!!!!!!!!!
Why is it that we
let the voice of a few determine the future of us all?
Time to take a stand for what is right and what is wrong.
It's time for every American to stand up and be counted and
reckoned with! America can not consider itself a Christian
nation the way that we live our lives! We have become much
like Sodom and Gomorrah, where alternative lifestyles,
seeking pleasure over sanity, have become the precedent for
the mainstream. Now it is being taught to our First and
Second graders in school, Massachusetts now and California,
January 2008, that Homosexuality, Bisexuality and being
Transgender is OK - IT IS NOT OK. You know - animals are
smarter than that. And they don't even have a college
degree!!
Below is a
prayer that states the condition that our public schools are
in - sad but true!! |
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Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
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THE ATHEIST |
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped
& fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the
bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising
his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even
credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you
could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen."
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